We had been dating off and on for a year, and he was moving to a different state. To say good-bye, he showed up at my work with a present: A vibrating pen that made squiggly lines that he stole from his niece. He told me to think of him every time I “used” it… as a sex toy.

—Nicole

Aftermath: Let’s just say it was VERY easy to get over him. And I threw the pen in the trash as soon as he left!

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