“Chow”
She couldn’t cook, I love to. Great dinner on the stove, she pops the fridge and proceeds to chow down on chips and dip. Then, “I’m not hungry.”
–Chris
Aftermath: Things went downhill from there pretty fast. Serious heartburn, but hey, life goes on. Always vet the eating habits. The good part: Funny, exciting, ooh the sex. The breakup came after 4 months living together. No amount of bed fun can outweigh something you do three times daily.
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Jesus. Exactly my last relationship. I thought I was the only one to be this irrational. We should date.
btw, this isn’t a funny story and I like to come here to remind myself that my life is actually pretty awesome.