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“Murse”

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Not only did he have a man purse (aka a ‘murse’), which I could have dealt with, but he also exclaimed he could foot the dinner bill because “this place is cheap.” And then as we parted, he pulled a jar of chunky peanut butter out of his murse, gave it to me, and told me, “It reminded me of you.”

—Missi

Aftermath: I tossed the peanut butter and never saw him or his murse again.

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6 Responses to “Murse”

  1. newbornstranger says on November 2nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm :

    “Boring”
    ———————————–

    Not only did she have old-fashioned heteronormative ideas about what were appropriate fashion choices for a modern man, but she also didn’t laugh at any of my jokes and she seemed really freaked out by by gag gift.

    -Dude who is way better than Missi

    Aftermath: It was such a boring date I never called her again. Thank god.

  2. quietgenie says on November 4th, 2009 at 5:31 pm :

    This site needs more comments like newbornstranger’s. Some of you petty girls and boys really need a reality check.

  3. Anwen says on November 16th, 2009 at 1:39 am :

    I agree with the second part of quietgenie’s statement.

  4. Craigy says on November 6th, 2012 at 3:55 pm :

    Actually what this site needs is less comments, and more people actually getting a grip of their own lives and stop judging everyone elses.

    “Dude who is better than missi,” shut the hell up, virgin boy.

  5. MajorKelly says on December 10th, 2012 at 1:20 am :

    “Chunky” peanut butter implies that a person is fat. That’s why I always go with “smooth”. lol

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