I started dating my buddy’s hot sister. We had great sex until the first time she had an orgasm while on top facing me. Her orgasm face made her look exactly like her brother. I immediately lost “it.”
— HockeyDude
Aftermath: We split up and haven’t seen her since.
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He joined the Army and kept calling and writing to me professing his love. Then a family friend brought me a picture of him and his new wife of 6 months and the even bigger shock was that his new wife was my cousin!!!
— Addison
Aftermath: He still tries to contact me from time to time….I ignore him.
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I was dating a guy who installed water softeners. He told me that while he was at people’s homes if the water was shut off he would just s*** there in their basement or crawl space. If it was the crawl space, he left it.
— Kimberly
Aftermath: I am no longer with him. The man I am marrying knows how to hold it and where to go.
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My daughter was checking her mother’s voice mail messages on her cell phone. To our surprise there were numerous messages from my now ex’s boyfriend. I really was the last to know.
— Gary
Aftermath: I discovered she had been telling all her friends for quite some time that we were getting a divorce.
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We were living together and I was helping to care for her child. One night I brought up (the lack of) oral sex and she told me she only did that with someone she was in love with.
— Tom
Aftermath: I left her when she went to see her parents out-of-state. She came home to an empty house and I never looked back.
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