I woke up to him wearing my white dress shirt, my black miniskirt, and my prom shoes, then I found out he also had on my blue lacy bra and panties!

— I am so done with the weird ones!

Aftermath: I kicked him out.

A friend told me about someone who was “in love with me.” I decided to give him a chance. Within two weeks, he started calling me three times a day. Next, he said he was “depressed for no reason.” After a month of dating, I ended things. He preceded to tell me how he did his “homework” before asking me out. He said he asked old high school acquaintances about me for three months! I asked, confused, “you’ve been asking people about me for three months? Knowing everything about me?” He said yes, casually.

— Jan

Aftermath: He never contacted me again. Thank goodness he had a little respect for himself.

First night I slept over she insisted I wear a diaper to bed. Apparently her ex was a bedwetter and since I had been drinking she didn’t want to take a chance.

— K

Aftermath: I never slept at her place again. It’s over now.

On our first date we went back to his place to watch a movie. I went to use the restroom and there was a dildo in the sink. I shouted “You left YOUR dildo in the sink.” He said “sorry” and said he was using it earlier.

— tat

Aftermath: I left!

He told me if we had kids together he’d love for me to breastfeed him. Said he was curious about the taste…and the feeling.

— ijwga1

Aftermath: Over. I’m not looking for a kinky milk drinker!