“Sunglasses during sex”


I was talking to this guy for about 2 months on the phone. When I finally met him, he had on sunglasses and a baseball hat at 10:00 at night. I asked him if his glasses were prescription. He said yes. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex. I couldn’t believe he kept on his hat and glasses. I realized he was hiding a lazy eye.


Aftermath: He kept texting me but I never responded.

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“You Suck”


It was over when he asked me if I thought he was crazy after two weeks of dating. Well, yes, a little. Our first fight was a lot of him saying “I love you”, “I hate you” and “you suck.” Really? At 50? I was done.


Aftermath: Little did I know the incessant, insane calls and stalking would last almost longer than the dating. I am soooo happy being single!

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“Nice try jealous guy”


I was a professional salsa dancer when we met, and even after 8 months of dating, he was still jealous.
One night he texted me saying he was going to kill himself. I came home to find him rolling around under his sheets with Mardi Gras beads wrapped around his neck “choking” himself. I stood watching for 15 minutes while he would flail, cough, and occasionally peek out from underneath to see if I was still paying attention.


Aftermath: All that is left of that relationship is this story.

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It was over when I found him outside my bedroom window listening to my phone conversations.


Aftermath: After 4 years, he still tries to see me. WEIRDO.

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“Going Offline”


I’d been emailing this guy for a week, then we had our first phone call. He asked me if I played Eve Online. I said no. Then he started bragging about his financial prowess in the game. I said I needed to hang up three or four times, but he kept talking. I put the phone down to brush my teeth, and he didn’t notice. Then I hung up.

—Gamer chick

Aftermath: He called back, I didn’t answer. Then he sent an email saying our phones had been cut off, and when can he call me again? I replied, Never.

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