It was over when he sharted in my car…

—Melissa

Aftermath: It should have been dunzo right then and there but it lasted a few more months. At least I have this story to think of that reminds me how much he sucks. lol.

We had been dating for 8 months when suddenly he stopped calling me. A week later I asked him what was up and he told me he was under a lot of stress because his mother was in the hospital. I waited a week for a call and during that time found that he had posted pictures of him with another girl on several dates. Needless to say I ended it there through an email.

—Liz

Aftermath: I never did call him out on all of his multiple lies, I just let it go. Since then, he’s tried to contact me a number of times through text and Facebook. Guess he didn’t get “Please erase my number.”

He started crying one night and told me he fell in love with a 300-pound Canadian woman he met playing Final Fantasy online.

—Grateful He Sucked

Aftermath: I broke it off then. Three months later, he begged for me to take him back. Four years later, he’s still telling friends he wants me back. Thank God I got out of it.

I knew it was over when he started wearing fake tattoo sleeves and thought my best friend (who is a male) was pimping me out.

—Chloe

Aftermath: It ended within a month

I frequented a local watering hole where this lovely, petite bar maiden worked. I was smitten with her. After a few weeks of wearing her down, I finally got her to agree to a date. I made her dinner and we watched a movie. She ended up spending the night. She woke me up at 3 a.m. to ask me why I had let all the people in the room. There were no people in the room.

—Spally

Aftermath: She spent the next two days on my front porch. I ducked out the back of my house and went to stay with friends until I could get a friend of hers to come and convince her to leave.