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I came home a couple of days early from a trip and caught him masturbating while sniffing my underwear.


Aftermath: I stayed at a friend’s house that night and started apartment shopping first thing in the morning. I let him keep

the thong as I won’t be needing it again.


“Give it time”


I knew it was over when he began only calling me between 1 a.m. & 4 a.m. when he was drunk, and only wanted me to come over for sex. When I confronted him about this he said, “Well, that’s just how it is—you’ll get used to it, give it time…”

— Zobelia

Aftermath: Shortly after me, he met another girl, she ended up being dumb enough to fall for him. He got her pregnant, my response to him was, “Well, that’s just how it is…”

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After a year of what I thought was a pretty strong relationship, she suddenly decided she wanted to see other people. “What other people?” I asked. “Girls,” she replied.


Aftermath: It pretty much ended right then and there, although it took her two weeks to get all of her crap out of my apartment…


“Leg shaver”


He said he shaves his legs because he likes the feel of it and women tell him it drives them wild.


Aftermath: It remains to be seen.

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“Completing the Family”

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He brought his ex-wife to our dinner date. Not only was her name the same as mine, but he explained that they were looking to complete their family. He then proceeded to tell me the rules of the house and punishment for breaking those rules (something about flogging). Yeah, that wasn’t happening.


Aftermath: They are still looking for their third!