She told me she had herpes right before we were going to make love…..no STDs for me, thank you.

—Sean

Aftermath: She kicked my junk and left.

He asked me if I wanted to lick on his danglers while another guy rammed him in his backside (NOT the words he used!).

—EssCee

Aftermath: HIV test.

We were hanging out by my firepit with one of his female friends and it was time to go. His friend said she would go wait in the car so we could say goodbye. Then my boyfriend said (in front of her) that we should go into the woods and do it. I was in shock considering she was right there and it was my parents house. Then he had the balls to say, “No? I guess that part of our relationship is over.” Like I would’ve done that before? Keep thinking!

—Kathryn

Aftermath: He got busted that night for driving buzzed with booze in the car. Things weren’t the same after that and we broke it off a few months later.

After our first long and steamy sex session, she turns to me and starts crying, “I’m so happy I met you!” She continues: “All my former boyfriends have been bastards. The last one was married and gave me Chlamydia!”

—PBR

Aftermath: That’s where I knew it was doomed. I liked her honesty so I kept seeing her for a little while longer. Then she ended it. I was sad but also a bit relieved.

In a two-year relationship and I was Christmas shopping with her 11-year-old daughter. We came home early and caught her mother (my girlfriend) fellating a mutual friend. She took him out of her mouth and while still holding it said, “This isn’t what it looks like.” I told her I was taking her daughter to her mother’s house and left.

—jp

Aftermath: Never spoke again. Her mother was horrified, as I had done CPR on her dad and saved his life a few weeks earlier. The child was mortified and still calls me 5 years later.