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“Bondage my bad…”

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We met up for bondage role play and with him blindfolded and his hands behind his back, I shoved him forward causing his face to bounce off the bed post and the floor. I then left saying, “You can clean this up, right?” (talking about the blood).

—Jack

Aftermath: Broke his nose and gave him a severe concussion. Haven’t heard from him since.

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“Not Nancy”

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It was over when he called me “Nancy” in bed. Nancy is not my name. It’s my mother’s.

—Not Nancy

Aftermath: It was also his ex-girlfriend’s name. I broke up with him soon after, for less creepy reasons.


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“Sleepyhead”

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It was over when I fell asleep during the three-way.

—Anonymous

Aftermath: More sleeping.

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“Nibble nibble”

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One day she was teasing me by trying to nibble on my d*ck through my boxers. She was successful. Upon going to the bathroom, I realized she broke a blood vessel. I told her she had to drop everything and leave.

—Deacon

Aftermath: 2 years later I still see her everyday and we are good friends…She has no idea what she did.

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“New girl in school”

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I thought I’d show around the new girl in school. Needless to say she called me a short time later, and we were messing around but I had no condom so she proceeded to give me the best BJ known to man. Afterwards, I made the mistake of telling a friend, who told her, “I hear you suck good.” Great line…

—Robert

Aftermath: She told me that my friend ruined all chances for me in trying to experience her greatly aquired skills for himself. Afterwards she was passed around the school, and I kinda felt lucky I was first in line. BTW STD FREE :)

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