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“Cliff Daddy”

quirks sex

He wanted me to call him Cliff Daddy in bed. He even had it tattooed on him.

—EW

Aftermath: Couldn’t stop laughing, broke up afterward.

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“Hit me baby one more time”

sex weird

Two days into dating I received a knock on my door and it was her. She was horny. I went along with it, and it got nuts. When I got on top, she proceeded to slap me and tell me if I ever got on top again, she would kill me and dump my body where no one would find it.

—Slap

Aftermath: I was a little scared to break up with her, so I dealt with it for a couple of days and then I couldn’t take it anymore. We’re both seniors in high school and I have to see her every day.

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“Dangerous allegations”

secrets! sex

After a year together, she went to hang out with another guy that was a “friend” and later told me he raped her. I caught on to some inconsistencies in her story and she finally admitted that she had cheated with him…more than once. So glad I found out before I did something I would have regretted.

—Anonymous

Aftermath: It was over but she did stalk me after that and try to make me jealous by sleeping with anyone and everyone.

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“Mormon or Moron?”

quirks sex

He gave me a full-body massage, me naked, him naked. I gave him massage; I jumped onto his back, naked. He told me he didn’t want to lose his temple recommend. WTF?

—Is it just me?

Aftermath: I told him that we should just be friends – just not the kind that ever talk or see each other.

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“Seperated but clingy”

chemistry sex

The first time I decided to go all the way with him, he had a hard time raising the flag. After a disappointing performance (he thought he did a great job), he didn’t want me to leave and wrapped his legs and arms around me. I tried waiting until he went to sleep, but he woke up when I tried to sneak out, and I had to tell him I was going to the bathroom before he’d let me go.

—Swinging Single

Aftermath: I told him that I was so wracked with guilt about sleeping with a married man, even though they were separated, but that I hoped we could still be friends.

This post was submitted by Swinging Single.

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