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“Sexless”

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It was over when he told me he had no libido anymore, but he didn’t want to go to a doctor to get it checked out.

–Lola

Aftermath: After six sexless months of hell, he went to the doctor, and didn’t follow what he suggested. I moved out a week later.


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“Mother Lover”

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He said he has never had better sex than the sex he has with my mother in his mind. We were both grown adults…

—D

Aftermath: We drifted apart, but I actually attended his wedding a few years later.


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“Mad Sex Daily”

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We were fast & furious lovers, mad sex daily, road tripping & partying every night for 3 months. I moved to take a new job. I asked her to move with me, she said “It’s possible, let me visit”. She visited for 3 days, I bought her an early birthday gift, a vibrator. She returned it.

—Catfish

Aftermath: She returned home & decided there was too much passion & sex in our relationship and we should cool it. I never heard from her again…


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“Watch the dress, Buddy”

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He tried to give me a golden shower in a parking lot after my uncle’s wedding, while I was still in a pretty dress.

—Linda

Aftermath: I left him in Michigan to find his own way home, back to Indiana. The day after, it was over.

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“Laundromat”

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She didn’t want to get cleaned up after we hooked up.

Jesse

Aftermath: I lied the next morning and said, “I’ll give you a call.” Then went to the Laundromat for my sheets.

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