It was over when he told me that his lifetime fantasy was to get head while he was playing XBox.

—Katie

Aftermath: A couple days later, I told my friends and they said I needed to break up with that boy!

He said, “I’m debating on whether or not I should buy all of the original Goosebumps books. It would only cost me like $75.”

—R.L. Stein

Aftermath: It’s been one month since my birthday, and I still haven’t gotten a present from him.

I was on the third date with this guy who seemed really cool. I went to kiss him goodnight, and he told me that he does not kiss on the first 3 dates. He was in his late 20’s, and I do believe this boy has never been kissed.

—Emily

Aftermath: Went nowhere fast!

I accidentally walked in on her while she was taking the nastiest crap I have ever smelled. I almost passed out when I smelled it. I could never look at her the same.

—Michael

Aftermath: We broke it off about a month later.

He was a recent convert to Islam and I was raised Catholic. We were walking down the street one night when he draped my scarf over my head and around my face. “Look how beautiful you look,” he said at my reflection in a cafe window. “But, you can only see my eyes,” I said. “That’s why it’s beautiful,” he answered.

—Catherine

Aftermath: We broke up a short time later. We’re great friends today, but I don’t know how many of his girlfriends are behind the veil.