manners

 

“I’m sorry…what?”

best of chemistry manners

On our first date, during dinner, he asked me if I was into anal sex.

— Kly

Aftermath: I told him I didn’t think it was going to work out.


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“Taint My Fault”

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He scratched his taint and smelled his fingers.

— Casey

Aftermath: Hand sanitizer.


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“Wine slurpie”

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He slurped his wine throughout dinner and literally licked his plate at the end.

— WoWo

Aftermath: Gross.


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“Miss Manners”

best of manners

On our first date at dinner she proceeded to stab the pats of butter with her knife and eat them, exclaiming “We don’t eat butter at home and I just love it!” I was grossed out.

— JR

Aftermath: When I took her home she got mad that I wouldn’t kiss her and told everyone I was gay!


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“Good Manners”

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On our first date we went out for dinner. As we were eating he blurts out “Stop eating!”  I looked to him for an explanation.  He goes “The girl should wait till the guy finishes before she does. It’s considered good manners.”

— Kathy

Aftermath: I drove him home and never spoke to him again.

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