“Worst kiss I never had”


I’m not a huge fan of PDA, but I was expecting a kiss goodbye at the airport. He didn’t even sit next to me. And he definitely didn’t kiss me goodbye. I’m not sure why he even showed up at the airport.

Aftermath: Worst kiss I never had.

This post was submitted by Stupid Girl.


“No cell phone? No relationship.”


He left me in a train station in a city where I knew no one, and claimed he “forgot” his cell phone, even though he knew I was coming.


Aftermath: I stayed with him and then, after not hearing from him for 3 weeks, decided he might not be worth it!

This post was submitted by traingirl.


“Chocolate Hog”


It was a second date and the guy came over to watch a movie. I had bought one of those huge chocolate bars from Trader Joe’s because I had just started my period and was saving it for one of those nights. He proceeded to eat the ENTIRE thing, shoving a small piece in his pocket to take home with him. Then he fell asleep within 20 minutes of the movie and snored like a train. Second impressions still count, buddy.


Aftermath: I don’t do snoring. And I don’t share chocolate! I ignored his calls after that and there was no third date.

This post was submitted by kelly.


“Be My Valentine?”


*In high school*

I went into her classroom and sang a love song to her to be my Valentine.

She said yes, then no after school.

Figures, she told her friends about what she said.


Aftermath: I went up to her face and said, “B*tch”

This post was submitted by J.


“Missing the point”


I sent my (somewhat bitter) ex a message: “I tried to call you but you turned off your phone, which I think is kinda childish… But anyway. I think I’m pregnant. If I am, I might have to abort. I don’t expect anything from you. Just letting you know out of respect.” He only replied: “I was abroad all day! If that’s being childish… ”


Aftermath: Luckily, I wasn’t pregnant.

This post was submitted by Catarina.