We only see each other when we’re not sober. We made out for the first time and he kept burping his beer breath into his kisses.

—losersloveme

Aftermath: Made him burp the rest out but nothing happened after that.

I came home to a lazy, self-righteous prick who had just taken a huge sh*t and my apartment that smelled like rotting garbage. I didn’t know where the smell was coming from until my roommate told me it was him. He was sitting on his worthless ass watching TV and eating all our food.

—Phoebe

Aftermath: I kicked him out, then me and my roommate laughed about him and his rank ass for hours.

I knew it was over when I was in the hospital miscarrying our child and he told me he’d “be there later” after he got done doing whatever in NYC.

—ladibuggc

Aftermath: Things lasted only long enough for me to grieve and then he was done!

I called my boyfriend and heard a noisy background, so I asked where he was. He replied at a piercing place with some friends. As the conversation carried on, I found out he went with a few girls—who I didn’t know—to get his penis pierced.

—tlc

Aftermath: I told him since he needed a few random girls to hold his penis while it got pierced, he didn’t need me and it was over 2 hours later.

It was over when she farted at the dinner table and kept on eating like nothing happened.

—WarDog

Aftermath: It ended the next day after I confronted her about the act. She tried to blame it on my dog.