My boyfriend told me he wrote a song for me and was going to play it at his next show. He came on stage screaming and wrapped the mic cord around his neck like a noose and ripped his shirt off pouring fake blood on himself, and proceeds to properly dedicate it to his hardcore girlfriend.
— Liz
Aftermath: We broke up… Hardcore.
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The gorgeous guy I was seeing came back to my apartment. In a matter of 5 minutes, he had completely passed out and filled my entire room with farts so bad it made me gag.
— Rachel
Aftermath: After a few more dates it was apparent that he had a serious drinking problem.
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After two years she sent me this text: “I have decided to take a personal leave of absence due to personal issues.”
— Bob
Aftermath: I was the personal issue.
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On one of our first dates, he asked me if I was “one of those crazy girls who wanted to wait till marriage [for sex].” We hadn’t even kissed yet.
— “Crazy” Girl
Aftermath: We eventually broke up. I met a totally amazing guy and he doesn’t call me crazy.
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After meeting a guy at Starbucks we started chatting on Facebook and decided to meet. He was the most self-centered person I ever met and he kept talking about this house in Malibu he was going to buy. I left after 15 minutes.
— Erika
Aftermath: He continued to text me for 2 weeks straight. I ignored him.
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