“My arm fell asleep”
When we were in bed spooning one night, and my arm fell asleep underneath her. As I went to slide my arm out, she turned around and said, “What’s wrong with you? Don’t you love me?” She rolled over and bawled for the next hour, inconsolable.
—Michael
Aftermath: Two months later, we were through. After my arm fell asleep, there was a constant boo-hoo over everything. I couldn’t take it.
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“Through teary eyes”
It was her turn to pick where we ate, but after 45 minutes of passing restaurant after restaurant, I finally looked over and asked her, “Really, where do you want to go?” She looked at me through teary eyes and said, “I don’t know!”
—Bill
Aftermath: We ate salty food at T.G.I. Friday’s. She paid. We broke up the next day.
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“He let his dog”
I found out he let his dog sleep with him…under the covers.
—Becky
Aftermath: We dated another 3 months, until about April. I guess the dog was actually sort of cozy over the winter.
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“Denver Broncos”
He cried when the Denver Broncos lost. He didn’t live in Denver, hadn’t gone to college there and had no money riding on the game. He never even played football.
—Nicole
Aftermath: It lasted about three months after that. I realized that I played more football than he did.
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