I took her on vacation to Las Vegas. She refused to do anything but sit in the room and knit. The gambling, drinking, and smoking depressed her. I don’t know what she was expecting.

— Stig

Aftermath: I broke up with her.

She told me that she was going to fart in front of me at a McDonald’s.

— kyle

Aftermath: We didn’t go to McDonald’s.

He went to Nicaragua and brought me a REAL petrified alligator leaning against a pole, lacquered and smoking a pipe.

— Lisa

Aftermath: Taxidermy does not a good gift make.

I went to her place for dinner. After listening to her trash her own ethnic group, another girl walked in dressed to kill. Was this going to be a double date ? No. I soon realized they were fighting because they had a date with each other.

— fastfreddie

Aftermath: Not knowing if she liked herself was enough but not knowing which sex she liked was too much.

We went to see “Titanic” and he cried more than I did. We went to see it a second time and before we went, he went to the grocery store to buy Kleenex.

— Becky

Aftermath: I married him and he cheated on me…I should’ve left after the movie.