“Dear Subscriber”

best of manners

I was out of town for a close family members funeral and he wrote me: “Dear subscriber, I know you’ve been out of town, but your sex balance is past due.. Your account will reach virginity status… Please f*ck to avoid disconnection. Thank you. ^-^”


Aftermath: That was his sympathy… I think that was definitely it, when I knew what we had built our relationship on.

This post was submitted by Kyya.


One Response to “Dear Subscriber”

  1. Nix says on :

    It’d be totally cute if someone hadn’t just died.