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“A Laundry List”

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My mom caught me administering a hummer. He canceled as prom date the day before, had to work, I saw him drive by with another girl that night. Never met his family. Knew he liked guys too. I moved to another state. I finally had sex with him. He went to jail, wrote me, I had sex with him when he got out; my boyfriend of five years broke up with me because of that. Found out he was also banging my best friend… and was married.

—Laura

Aftermath: The entire relationship took ten years of on-and-off to end. I finally said that I would run him over with my car if I ever ever saw him again. I haven’t seen him since.

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5 Responses to “A Laundry List”

  1. cf says on October 30th, 2009 at 5:32 pm :

    I hope you are kidding. Otherwise…you are disgusting.

  2. Anwen says on November 16th, 2009 at 1:51 am :

    Seriously? If that’s not a joke, you’re a terrible person.

  3. CSuser10 says on February 15th, 2010 at 1:36 pm :

    wow… this should have been over at the second item. but i’m not gonna blame you for the end result, ten years of all that would drive anybody insane.

  4. loungeymrt says on February 18th, 2010 at 8:31 am :

    ho’s and the ne who love ’em!

  5. loungeymrt says on February 18th, 2010 at 8:31 am :

    men who love ’em