It was prom night, and my boyfriend and I were having a great time, until I got too drunk. I was a virgin at the time and ended up having sex with him, that was a horrible mistake. The next day he was acting super weird saying he needed to “talk” so I told him to get it over with. He called me and dumped me for his fatass ex girlfriend.

Aftermath: I later found out that him and his ugly ex had been on 3 dates while we were still together, to this day I hate them both.

We’d been dating for 6 months when I found out his first kiss was his mom. A mutual friend informed me of this rumor. I thought it was a joke, it had to be, of course. However, when I confronted him (a week or so later), he nonchalantly told me that when he was ELEVEN he wanted to know how to FRENCH kiss properly and asked his mother to demonstrate. That’s how he learned.

Aftermath: Ew! I broke it off immediately upon confirmation. WEIRD!