She called me out of the blue one day and asked me out, and a week later I found myself sitting her family’s double-wide at about 2AM, with her lips wrapped around my c**k, and her brother asleep on the couch across the room. A few weeks later, it was all about her virginity and how she was saving herself

—Leon

Aftermath: I dumped her for a stacked redhead I worked with about 3 days later. I’ll bet she’s still in that double-wide. I’ve developed much higher standards since then.

We were snuggling up to go to sleep after mind-blowing sex when he mumbled, “I used to f**k guys like that in prison”.

—WTF???

Aftermath: Called a cab and kicked him out

She called and asked if she could come over. When I asked her where she’d been and why she wasn’t answering her phone, she said she was busy. I found out when she got to my apartment she had been busy. Very busy. Three times. In three positions. Messy.

—Thomas

Aftermath: I told her to get out and brushed my teeth. Three times.

My fiance of 5 years was stationed in Iraq. After 6 months he came home and we got married. He went back to Iraq for 9 more months. On our 1st anniversary he told me he cheated on me the entire time. I stayed with him and tried to forgive but I never slept with him again and never forgave him.

— cookie monster

Aftermath: Six months later we were still married, but were living in different states. I felt like a fool for staying with him and decided to get a divorce. I cheated on him to get even and told him about it. He divorced me 2 weeks later. Now he’s someone else’s problem.

I had a one night stand with her and asked her out the following week. She said she was too busy to date so I let it go. Then she texts me twice asking if I was clean and if I had any STD’s. I told her no, since I had just got a clean bill of health the week before the one night stand.

— JiggysMyDayJob

Aftermath: Now she’s trying to apologize and I’m getting another check just to rub it in her face.