He gave me a full-body massage, me naked, him naked. I gave him massage; I jumped onto his back, naked. He told me he didn’t want to lose his temple recommend. WTF?

—Is it just me?

Aftermath: I told him that we should just be friends – just not the kind that ever talk or see each other.

The first time I decided to go all the way with him, he had a hard time raising the flag. After a disappointing performance (he thought he did a great job), he didn’t want me to leave and wrapped his legs and arms around me. I tried waiting until he went to sleep, but he woke up when I tried to sneak out, and I had to tell him I was going to the bathroom before he’d let me go.

—Swinging Single

Aftermath: I told him that I was so wracked with guilt about sleeping with a married man, even though they were separated, but that I hoped we could still be friends.

She always bitched and complained about “the father of her child” so I assumed she was never married or was recently divorced. After 6 months of casual dating I found out that she was separated, not divorced or an unwed mother as I had thought. She told me “we need to talk about this” when I asked her if she was married. That conversation never happened.

—Bill

Aftermath: Her husband found who I was and tried to run me down in a supermarket parking lot. I shared this with several friends and family members in case anything ever happens to me.

Lots of sex. The sex tapered off (not my choice) and the computer porn came. Some nudie pics looked homemade. I looked for them on his phone and found not only those pics, but videos of the girl in a setting that appeared to be his job. He said he had meant to delete them but had forgotten. Hard to believe since they were labled “free oil change”.

—SuzyQ

Aftermath: It took me 2 and a half years to get rid of his lying, cheating, stealing, abusive ass. He went to prison. I am now in love and engaged to an amazing man. The child I had with “assdad” has no idea who he is, and the $2 he sends for her every month reminds me how lucky I am to have gotten out of that alive.

After dating her a couple weeks I was driving her home for the first time. As I pulled into her driveway I saw her GIRLFRIEND running at me with a baseball bat. Guess she wasn’t up for a three-way.

—Brody

Aftermath: I heard her girlfriend dumped her and she gained 40 pounds. Maybe she should have stuck with dudes.