I knew it was over when he told me he didn’t really like The Beatles. In fact, he thought they were the most overrated band in history. I could tolerate his inabilities in the bedroom, but this was too much.

—Rae

Aftermath: We broke up about a week or so later. And I found a guy who liked The Beatles AND wasn’t bad in bed. Double upgrade.

He was my best friend in high school. We dated for six months, and we were planning to have sex on our six month anniversary (my sixteenth birthday) – both of our first times. A week before our six months, I climbed in his window (he lived two houses down and his room was on the ground level – it was our usual way of seeing each other). I found him in bed with his pitching buddy…I walked out the front door and waited for him to finish.

—Pink Cheeks

Aftermath: He came out thinking I was going to chop his favorite bits off. I told him he was my best friend, and who he was is who he is, and I wanted him to be himself. It’s been five years, and I still find him in bed with men all the time. He really needs to learn how to lock the door.

He wanted me to call him Cliff Daddy in bed. He even had it tattooed on him.

—EW

Aftermath: Couldn’t stop laughing, broke up afterward.

Two days into dating I received a knock on my door and it was her. She was horny. I went along with it, and it got nuts. When I got on top, she proceeded to slap me and tell me if I ever got on top again, she would kill me and dump my body where no one would find it.

—Slap

Aftermath: I was a little scared to break up with her, so I dealt with it for a couple of days and then I couldn’t take it anymore. We’re both seniors in high school and I have to see her every day.

After a year together, she went to hang out with another guy that was a “friend” and later told me he raped her. I caught on to some inconsistencies in her story and she finally admitted that she had cheated with him…more than once. So glad I found out before I did something I would have regretted.

—Anonymous

Aftermath: It was over but she did stalk me after that and try to make me jealous by sleeping with anyone and everyone.