His ex-girlfriend called while we were in bed. He spoke to her for a good 30 minutes. After he hung up he said “I don’t think I’ll ever get over her” and asked me to hold him as he cried.

— Katie

Aftermath: I told him to leave and forced him out the door….naked. Must have been an awesome drive home. I know he needed to stop for gas.

While he was eating his precious Sunday morning donuts, we had yet another argument. He threw the box across my living room and left.

— Justified Jen

Aftermath: I proceeded to stuff his brand new running shoes with the leftovers.

He got so addicted to World of Warcraft that he would tell me we could have sex after he got done in 2 hours. Or would turn down a blowjob cause it would break his concentration.

— JMH

Aftermath: We broke up and he got married 8 months later and had a baby a year later. She doesn’t know he cheated on her with me.

After my father’s funeral, my wife got into a heated argument with my mother about nothing.

— Ron

Aftermath: Within 3 months, I had filed for divorce.

He threw the Scrabble game board across the room, tiles flying everywhere, because I played a word where he was planning to play his “Q” word.

— Michelle

Aftermath: I threatened to break up, but he tried to show how much he loved me by reconstructing the board exactly as it was before his fit of rage. I married the arse, and later divorced him.