He yelled at me for 10 minutes, in a packed movie theater, about being a pedophile because I said I thought Taylor Lautner was hot.

— Brooke

Aftermath: I’m only 23… it’s not like I could be his mother.

She chucked a 64 oz. soda at my face.

— Adam

Aftermath: She tried to apologize. I left her crying.

He put up a picture of him and his wife.

— ilustu

Aftermath: I continued to see him until I reached my breaking point.

She had a temper tantrum in front of my sister and mother because I had beat her several times at a board game.

— stinkypants

Aftermath: When I broke up with her, she turned it into her breaking up with me. Some people just can’t lose.

I asked my wife if she loved the guy she was cheating on me with.

— mac

Aftermath: Her response was “I haven’t dated him long enough to know yet.”