She wanted to get married so she would be less likely to cheat on me while in college.

— CplTony

Aftermath: I heard from her mother she was pregnant from another guy about 2 months later.

My Jack Russell Terrier kept pissing on my ex-wife while she was in bed.

— Jason

Aftermath: A few months later she told me she was divorcing me because I was holding her back.

My best guy friend and my fiance were hanging out. My fiance looked over to my friend and asked, “What do you think about man on man sex?” He was propositioning him.

— Mackenzie

Aftermath: I asked my fiance if he was gay and sure enough. Good to know before I walked down the aisle with him.

I found that my fiance had taken a large plastic funnel, put a urinal cake in it, put a hose on it, nailed the entire contraption to a corner in his ATTACHED garage and ran the hose through a hole in the wall. Too lazy to walk 15 steps to the bathroom.

— I’mOut

Aftermath: I broke off the engagement and have never spoken to him again.

He joined the Army and quit basic training because of “mental difficulties.”

— GtacieT

Aftermath: I wasn’t there when he came home.