“Not the Bravest Guy”
Woke at 2am to see a shadow at the window with a crowbar. Nudged him awake and whispered there was someone trying to break in. He screamed like a little girl and ran around to hide behind me. I was 5 months pregnant with our second daughter at the time.
—Barbara
Aftermath: Lost all respect. Divorced him. We both found more “manly” people to marry.