“MCAT: 45, Emotional Intelligence: 0.”
We dated for two years, and then he told me he didn’t love me “as much” anymore. Instead of cutting my losses there, I decided the smart decision was to have my soul crushed more in a “booty call” 3rd year. Finally, after I had done 3 years of his homework, he decided that he “didn’t care about me at all anymore” and dumped me.
—IvyLeagueSmartie
Aftermath: We haven’t talked for a month, but greet each other awkwardly in run-ins on the street and at the library.
I still haven’t moved on, but I think he’s dating someone new already. I hope she’s smart enough to do his homework too…