“Best friends?”
My best friend took my virginity. We were secretly a couple for the next five months. He texted me saying he wanted to take a break. Three days later he drunk dialed me to tell me it was over, he loved me, but wanted to f*ck this hot chick at his gym.
—Plan-B
Aftermath: We are still best friends but I am still in love with him. I hate the fugly pig whore from the gym who is now his girlfriend. He tells me he loves me every day.
Have a little self respect lady. Don’t sit there waiting for him to decide that you are going to have a relationship. Cut your losses and find somebody that puts you first. Seriously.
Get it together. You sound pathetic. Seriously, move on.