We finally watched “The Shawshank Redemption,” one of my favorite movies, together. After the movie ended (with the uplifting music and feel-good meeting of Andy and Red on the beach) I asked what she thought. Her response? “That’s the most depressing movie I’ve ever seen. Those men will never get their lives back.”

— Zach

Aftermath: We broke up a month later and have rarely spoken since.

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