“Affection for pizza”
I picked him up, drunk and high, from an underage party. We went to a friend’s place where he was completely unaffectionate, but got ridiculously excited when pizza was delivered. When he finally did sit by me, it couldn’t have been more than 15 mins before he moved to the chair next to the couch, and then proceeded to pass out until I woke him to take him to his car, where he slept it off till morning.
—Kendra
Aftermath: I told him I couldn’t be his girlfriend anymore about a week later, but we fooled around a couple times after that.
That seems a little counterproductive to me.
“No! Bad Dog! No human food!”
*Dog whimpers*
“Well ok… Just a little…”