“Rug Burn”
We were visiting my very conservative parents for the first time. My mother made a comment about getting new carpeting. My girlfriend bent down and rubbed her hand across the floor and exclaimed this is great “girl carpet” because it’s “so soft on your knees!”
— Will
Aftermath: This was just one of many times she made these type of comments to see what kind of reaction she’d get. My reaction was to rethink where our relationship was going.
You got that story from a carpet commercial. Admit it. 😉