My wife of 20 years was supposed to meet me for a date one Friday night. She was not where she said, so I drove around town to look for her car. As I rounded a corner near a local “Meat Market” I saw her car backing out with a man in the passenger seat! I turned my car around and ran her off the road! As I walked up to the car I reached for the door handle and she hit the gas and dragges me across the parking lot as she sped off!

— Mr. Money Bags

Aftermath: Apparently she wanted to have an open marriage, yet forgot to let me know!

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