“Bastards”
After our first long and steamy sex session, she turns to me and starts crying, “I’m so happy I met you!” She continues: “All my former boyfriends have been bastards. The last one was married and gave me Chlamydia!”
—PBR
Aftermath: That’s where I knew it was doomed. I liked her honesty so I kept seeing her for a little while longer. Then she ended it. I was sad but also a bit relieved.