I let my friend set me up on a blind, double-date with her and her boyfriend. He showed up and immediately gave me a rolled up piece of fabric. I opened it up, and it was a calendar with his photo on the top and the words “World’s Greatest Lover.” I guess I was supposed to be excited by it, but I was extremely embarrassed, I had never even met this guy before.

— KS

Aftermath: I did go on the date, I threw out the calendar as soon as I got home. I never answered his calls and it took some time, but I’ve forgiven my friend.

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