“Louisville anti-threat device”
He came to pick me up for the first date, took one sweeping look around my apartment, went to my bedroom, took off his pants, and got into my bed. He didn’t even ask how my day was. Or take off his shoes.
—Natalie
Aftermath: It took five minutes and a threat with my Louisville anti-theft device to convince him I wasn’t interested.
Good girl… big hug
If I were that guy, I would’ve said, “Oh, this is apartment 24C? I was supposed to go to 24D.”