“Hooters”
I came home during my last summer of law school and my boyfriend of five years told me he was sleeping with a Hooters girl.
—LL
Aftermath: The next day he asked me for legal advice. I guess that’s not on the menu at Hooters. We haven’t spoke since.
You haven’t spoke since? They don’t teach much grammar in law school do they?
You’re either trolling, which is sad, or being ernest, which is even more pathetic.
If you are being a pedantic pain-in-the-ass then you should probably change that username.