“Psychic Jack Russell”
My Jack Russell Terrier kept pissing on my ex-wife while she was in bed.
— Jason
Aftermath: A few months later she told me she was divorcing me because I was holding her back.
My Jack Russell Terrier kept pissing on my ex-wife while she was in bed.
— Jason
Aftermath: A few months later she told me she was divorcing me because I was holding her back.
I’d punt you, too, if you held me back while the dog pissed on me. What’s psychic about that?