“Outdoor Plumbing”
I found that my fiance had taken a large plastic funnel, put a urinal cake in it, put a hose on it, nailed the entire contraption to a corner in his ATTACHED garage and ran the hose through a hole in the wall. Too lazy to walk 15 steps to the bathroom.
— I’mOut
Aftermath: I broke off the engagement and have never spoken to him again.