“Wrong Babe”
I got a text message one day. It said, “Hey babe…I had a great time last night, why don’t you spend the night tomorrow and we can have even more fun!” I was two states away at the time and far from her place.
— Thom
Aftermath: Found out she was seeing this guy for months after checking out the phone messages/calls I paid for. Broke up as soon as I got back.