“Junk!”
I only knew the guy for a week and half, when finally he asked if he could come to my place to see me. We were sitting on the couch watching TV (with family upstairs) when he all of the sudden pulled his “junk” out of his pants. In shock, I asked what the hell he was doing? His response: “Well, don’t you want to suck on it?”
—Mandy
Aftermath: I kicked him out of my house immediately. He would call and text everyday after that, not even knowing he did anything wrong. I haven’t spoken to him since.