“Eating on the sh*tter”
I had only been married a couple of months and decided to prepare a nice meal for my husband. He was hungry but also had to poop. So, he took his plate into the bathroom and ate it while he was pooping. To this day I cannot eat ham without thinking of him on the toilet.
—Michelle
Aftermath: DIVORCE!
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Yes, this is a bit funny, but I trust there is more to the divorce than this.