“Sayonara cheater”
He said he was divorced. After several times of him coming to my house and realizing he never invited me to his, I questioned him about the ex. He swears they live apart. I checked the local Court database to see if he’d ever filed for divorce. Nope. He hadn’t. Sayonara cheater.
—Stupid Girl
Aftermath: He still blows up my phone insisting they are separated and living apart. One lie–that big–is automatic strike 3. Sorry, not pitchin’ anymore.