“No forwarding address”
I had been seeing her for about 2 weeks. That night we sealed the deal for the first time, and she left my house around 4am. My roomate woke me up at 7am to tell me I had company…It was the girl and her mother! She wanted to meet her new son-in-law!
—Incognito
Aftermath: I moved about a month later…no forwarding address!
What did she do? Get out of bed, run to her mother’s and say, “You’ve got to meet the guy who just knocked my ass off! He’s husband material!”?