“Come Over”
I had gone out with this guy a few times. I told him I didn’t think things were going to work out with us. After our conversation, I wondered if I had made a mistake until I received a text message from him that said, “Can I at least come over and you can sit on my face?”
—Thera
Aftermath: I never talked to him again.
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I find it hilarious when a guy realizes he’s on a sinking ship and decides to go for broke.. why not? He probably realized you weren’t right for each other and decided to go out in style.
You should have… and suffocated him.
I think McMurphy has it spot on.