Turns out in real life my internet date didn’t like to smile, expected me to pay for the entire date, barely spoke, wore knee-high socks with shorts and had horrible breath. When I told him I needed to be going, he wouldn’t take the hint to get out of my car. He then tried to kiss me. I threw myself against the driver door and he finally got out. I jumped a curb trying to get away from him.

— rockandroll2442

Aftermath: We never spoke again, but he did find me on another social networking site a year and a half later. He pretended not to know who I was, and told me I was attractive and wanted to know if I would like to get together sometime.

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