“Put it on her tab…”
Before it even started. We were on our first date and he would not shut up about how he has done the internet dating thing for the past 12 years and how he conned his last girlfriend into having sex with him because he was a virgin. He also offered to get me another drink, which I though was nice, but then he says to the bartender, “Put it on her tab.”
— Anon (Woman)
Aftermath: He texted me to say he had a nice time and hopes we can go out again soon. I am hoping he gets the picture by my ignorning him.