“Password idiot”
He broke up with me for a coworker, and she told me how deeply in love they were and there were no pics of them on Facebook because they wanted to keep it secret from their colleagues (he is a janitor and she an activity director). Then he calls a week later all hot for me saying, “Only email me at this address.” He wanted to meet me at a hotel.
I sent all his sexting to her and said, “Oops is this the wrong email?”
— Bandaid
Aftermath: Apparently she got all his passwords and codes and ordered him to get new email and phone numbers so he would not be tempted to seek me out. She makes him hand in his phone to her every night to check who he has called.