“Good Manners”
On our first date we went out for dinner. As we were eating he blurts out “Stop eating!” I looked to him for an explanation. He goes “The girl should wait till the guy finishes before she does. It’s considered good manners.”
— Kathy
Aftermath: I drove him home and never spoke to him again.
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You drove? Harlot!
He probably obeyed the same rule during sex. :-p