“Oh, by the way…”
She broke it off after 6 years. We saw each other off and on for a year. Two weeks later she tells me she’s dating someone. Two months later she tells me she loves me and always will. Then out of the blue she calls and tells me she’s getting married. *Insert drinking* She calls me four days later and says…“Oh and I’m pregnant.”
— Kevin
Aftermath: I’m selling the engagement ring (I held on to it) and when I do, Vegas Baby!
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